3rd One-Act Play Refund
By Fritz Karinthy
About the Playwright
Fritz
Karinthy (Hungarian: Frigyes Karinthy) was a famous Hungarian
writer, playwright, poet, journalist, and translator. He lived
in the early 20th century and is remembered for his wit, satire, and clever
plays. Karinthy was also the first person to introduce the idea later known as six degrees of separation in his short story Chains. Refund
is one of his most popular one-act plays, known for its humour and sharp satire.
About the play
Refund is a one-act satirical play written by the Hungarian writer Fritz Karinthy. The play humorously criticizes the traditional education system and exposes its weaknesses through irony and exaggeration. The story revolves around Wasserkopf, a former student who returns to his school after eighteen years and demands a refund of his tuition fees, claiming that his education has made him incompetent and useless in real life. His strange demand shocks the school authorities and challenges the value of formal education. Instead of rejecting his claim directly, the teachers decide to conduct a re-examination. Although Wasserkopf deliberately gives ridiculous and wrong answers to fail the test, the teachers cleverly interpret all his answers as correct to protect the reputation of their institution. In the end, Wasserkopf is declared to have passed with distinction and receives no refund. The play uses humor and satire to highlight the gap between academic learning and practical life skills, while also emphasizing personal responsibility.
Main Characters
Here are the
principal figures in the play:
- Wasserkopf – The main
character, an ex-student who demands a refund of his tuition.
- The
Principal
– The head of the school who faces Wasserkopf’s audacious demand.
- The
Mathematics Master
– A key teacher who cleverly deals with Wasserkopf.
- The Physics
Master
– One of the teachers involved in the re-examination.
- The History
Master
– Takes part in questioning Wasserkopf.
- The
Geography Master
– Another teacher present at the exam.
- The Servant
/ Staff
– Minor characters who help set the comic tone.
Main Themes
The play explores several
important themes, mostly through satire and
humour:
1. Satire of the Education System
The
central idea is a critique of traditional schooling — suggesting that grades,
certificates, and reputations sometimes matter more than real learning or
applicable knowledge.
2. Absurdity and Irony
Wasserkopf’s
demand and the teachers’ response create a comically absurd situation that
makes the audience laugh and
think about how society values education.
3.
Wit and Unity
The
teachers’ clever strategy — working together to turn every wrong answers into a
right one — highlights how unity and wit can dissolve even the strangest of
problems.
4.
Personal Responsibility
Wasserkopf blames his school for every failure in his life, but the play indirectly suggests that life’s outcomes also depend on the individual’s efforts and character.
Understanding the text
Answer the following questions.
a. Why does Wasserkopf demand a refund of his tuition fees from the school?
Wasserkopf
demands a refund of his tuition fees because he believes that his long years of
education have been completely useless. After studying at the school for nearly
eighteen years, he feels that he has gained no practical knowledge or skills
that could help him succeed in life. He repeatedly fails to get a job and
blames the school entirely for his incompetence and failure. According to him,
the education system only wasted his time and money without making him capable
or independent. He argues that since the school failed to educate him properly,
it should return the fees he paid. His demand is unusual and absurd, but it
highlights his frustration and dissatisfaction with formal education. Through
Wasserkopf’s demand, the playwright satirizes the education system and exposes
the tendency of individuals to blame institutions instead of accepting personal
responsibility.
b. Why does
Wasserkopf consider himself good for nothing?
Wasserkopf
considers himself good for nothing because he believes that his education has
not helped him become successful or competent in real life. Despite completing
his studies, he fails repeatedly in securing employment and achieving social
stability. He feels that he lacks practical knowledge, confidence, and useful
skills, which makes him incapable of handling life’s challenges. Instead of
reflecting on his own shortcomings, he places all the blame on his school and
teachers. He claims that the education he received was meaningless and
theoretical, providing him with certificates but no real ability. This
self-image of being useless reflects his bitterness and frustration. Karinthy
uses Wasserkopf’s attitude to criticize both the flawed education system and
the mindset of people who refuse to take responsibility for their own failures
and weaknesses.
c. What did the
teachers decide to do when Wasserkopf asked for a refund?
When
Wasserkopf demanded a refund of his tuition fees, the teachers were shocked and
offended because such a request challenged the reputation of their institution.
Instead of directly rejecting his demand, they decided to handle the situation
cleverly. After discussion, they agreed to conduct a re-examination of
Wasserkopf to test whether he was truly uneducated. Their plan was not to fail
him but to pass him in every subject, regardless of the answers he gave. By
proving that Wasserkopf still possessed knowledge, they could justify the
education he had received and protect the school’s honor. This decision shows
the unity and intelligence of the teachers. Their strategy also reflects the
satirical nature of the play, where logic is twisted to expose the absurdities
of the education system and human behavior.
d. Why did
Wasserkopf give ridiculous answers? Why did the teachers accept these answers?
Wasserkopf
gave ridiculous and incorrect answers deliberately because he wanted to fail
the re-examination. He believed that if he failed, it would prove that the
school had not educated him properly, strengthening his claim for a refund. His
intention was to show himself as completely ignorant and incapable. However,
the teachers accepted his absurd answers and cleverly interpreted them as
correct. They did this to protect the school’s reputation and avoid admitting
failure as educators. By turning wrong answers into right ones, they ensured
that Wasserkopf passed the examination with distinction. This ironic situation
creates humor and highlights the absurdity of rigid academic systems. The
incident also shows how authority can manipulate logic to serve its own
interests, which is a central satirical message of the play.
e. How does the
Mathematics Master describe Wasserkopf’s character?
The
Mathematics Master describes Wasserkopf as a clever, cunning, and troublesome
person who deliberately plans to fail the examination. He understands that
Wasserkopf is not genuinely ignorant but is intentionally giving wrong answers
to support his claim for a refund. According to the Mathematics Master,
Wasserkopf is sly and manipulative, using abusive language and provocative
behavior to irritate the teachers and pressure them into accepting his demand.
He sees Wasserkopf as an unusual individual who tries to exploit the education
system for personal gain. At the same time, the description reveals the
Mathematics Master’s sharp intelligence and ability to see through Wasserkopf’s
tricks. This characterization adds humor to the play and emphasizes the
conflict between the individual and institutional authority.
f. How did the
teachers outwit Wasserkopf?
The
teachers outwitted Wasserkopf by turning his own strategy against him. Wasserkopf
intentionally gave wrong and absurd answers in order to fail the
re-examination. However, the teachers, especially the Mathematics Master,
cleverly interpreted his incorrect responses as intelligent and meaningful.
When asked to calculate the refund amount, Wasserkopf solved the problem
correctly without realizing its implication. The Mathematics Master immediately
declared him a mathematical genius for solving a “difficult” problem.
Similarly, teachers of other subjects praised his nonsense answers as
brilliant. As a result, Wasserkopf was declared to have passed the examination
with distinction. This clever manipulation frustrated Wasserkopf and defeated
his demand. The incident highlights the teachers’ unity, intelligence, and
presence of mind, while reinforcing the play’s satirical tone.
g. What is the
final judgment on Wasserkopf’s demand of refund?
The final judgment completely rejects Wasserkopf’s demand for a refund. After the re-examination, the principal officially announces that Wasserkopf has passed with distinction in all subjects. The school declares that his earlier education was valid and that he fully deserved the certificate he had received. Since he has once again proved his academic competence, there is no justification for returning his tuition fees. Instead of receiving money, Wasserkopf is humiliated and dismissed from the school. This ending reinforces the irony and humor of the play. It also conveys the message that blaming institutions alone cannot solve personal failure. Through this judgment, Karinthy criticizes both the education system and individuals who avoid responsibility for their own shortcomings.
Reference beyond the text
a. The play is a
satire on the present-day education system. Do you think that our education
system does not prepare students for life? Discuss.
Yes,
I strongly believe that our present education system does not adequately
prepare students for real life, and Refund
sharply exposes this weakness through satire. Our education system mainly
emphasizes rote learning and examination performance rather than life skills,
creativity, and problem-solving abilities. Students are trained to memorize
answers and reproduce them in exams, but they rarely learn how to apply
knowledge in practical situations. As a result, many students complete their
education with certificates but lack confidence, communication skills, and
decision-making ability.
Moreover,
the curriculum is highly theoretical and outdated, offering little connection
to real-world challenges such as employment, financial management, or critical
thinking. Education should prepare students for survival, struggle, and
responsibility in society, but instead, it often makes them passive learners.
Teachers are pressured to finish courses rather than nurture curiosity, while
students focus only on grades.
However,
students themselves are also responsible to some extent. Many are more
interested in marks than meaningful learning. Like Wasserkopf in the play, they
later blame the system for their failures. Thus, the play rightly satirizes an
education system that values certificates over competence and fails to equip
learners for practical life.
b. Our education
system focuses on memorisation rather than creative thinking. Do you think the
knowledge imparted by education may not have practical relevance in one’s
day-to-day life? Who do you blame for this?
Yes,
I agree that much of the knowledge imparted by our education system lacks
practical relevance in day-to-day life because it focuses more on memorisation
than creative and critical thinking. Students are encouraged to remember facts,
definitions, and theories instead of understanding concepts or applying them in
real situations. This approach suppresses creativity and independent thinking.
The
curriculum is largely theoretical, leaving little room for hands-on learning,
skill development, or innovation. As a result, students may score well in exams
but struggle to solve real-life problems. Education should teach students how
to think, not what to think, but unfortunately, our system does the opposite.
I
mainly blame the government and policymakers for this issue. They design rigid
curricula and exam-oriented evaluation systems that discourage creativity. At
the same time, teachers are forced to teach for exams, and students are
rewarded only for memorisation. However, students are also partly responsible
because many blindly follow this system without questioning it. Like trained
performers, they repeat what they are taught without seeking real
understanding. Therefore, the failure is collective, involving the government,
institutions, teachers, and students alike.
c. Most students
want to learn just for examination rather than knowledge. Do you think that a
certificate will help them in their future career?
It
is true that many students today study only to pass examinations rather than to
gain real knowledge, but such certificates alone cannot ensure success in their
future careers. A certificate may help someone secure an interview, but it
cannot guarantee competence, confidence, or long-term career growth. Employers
now look for practical skills, problem-solving abilities, communication skills,
and adaptability rather than mere academic qualifications.
Students
who rely solely on memorisation often lack creativity and practical
understanding. They may perform well in exams but struggle in real work
environments. This is why many degree holders remain unemployed or are forced
to take low-skilled jobs, sometimes even abroad, despite having high academic
qualifications. Their certificates fail to represent their true abilities.
Real knowledge, experience, and skills are what shape a successful
career. Certificates without substance are merely pieces of paper. As shown in Refund, formal education without meaningful learning
leads to frustration and failure. Therefore, students must shift their focus
from exam-centered learning to acquiring real knowledge and skills. Only then
can education truly help them build a secure and successful future.